Buy Mildred The Crazy Cat Lady Book!
This is the book that the Kat Chamber are mentioned in, although this was not approved by the Grand Council.
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Mildred The Crazy Cat Lady Book
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If you wish to recycle this book please do at your earliest convenience or donate to a cat related charity. Hopefully it will get lost on shelves inbetween The Da Vinci Code books although the Order Of The Reeves have stated that they (and we) have no involvment with the Priory Of Sion.
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We hope you dislike this book, but that in itself is not a reason to return it so please dontate to charity and hopefully they will dislike as well. If you really are unhappy and if the book is returned unread and undamaged we can process a refund as detailed above.
In the unlikely event that the wrong product is sent to you, you may have been lucky and got something even better! However please let us know as soon as possible and we will arrange a replacement for you if you are unhappy. If you can return the product unused and undamaged within 10 days. We will also credit you with the postal costs.
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Goods returned to us after 10 days have elapsed from the date of dispatch from headquarters will not be entitled to a refund. There is an extension to this policy for products that have been shipped outside of the UK, in those circumstances any extension of the policy will be solely at the curator's discretion. In exceptional circumstances if your return exceeds 10 days from the date of shipment from our offices you can write to us to appeal this decision. An extension to the returns policy is at the discretion of our curator.
Apparently, there is something called The Consumer Protection (Distance Selling) Regulations 2000, this entitles customers to cancel an order within 7 working days of receipt of goods. Should you wish to cancel your order and return the goods you may do so, but the goods must be returned at your own expense in the condition you received them. They should be returned with adequate packing and insurance to cover damage or loss. Upon satisfactory and timely receipt we will refund any monies within 30 days. Why would you cancel anyway when there is a lot of good work to be done! Thank you for supporting the Kat Chamber!
Each Individual Book Carries A Shipping Charge. We regret to inform the buyer that shipping costs in this world economy is now exceptionally expensive. We can only apologise for this. When an item is delevered to you, you will be able to see how much has been paid to ship the item to you. It's not profitering at our end so please do not blame us :)
Shipping costs are as follows:
A Book Sent Within The United Kingdom Costs £3.85
For Europe Costs £9.99
For Rest Of The World Costs £19.99
Books Will Be Sent Via Royal Mail Standard Service Unless Otherwise Requested By The Buyer
